I often wonder why I should talk in the way to desecrate the normalcy around me. The answer presents itself quite simply…. because I can. A string of nervous tension in the mind is the Google search engine out to find that last sentence that was dumb. But the problem is just like Google the results throw almost all the statements uttered with just some relevance of priority. If you have understood these few opening lines read on or join the club that is on the other side of the river. If you are on the other side you are surely not the creators of the loop…you are one of those who got caught in the middle of it. Despite the implied insult in the last line if you still read on you are just a little courageous.
Back to the loop...
Rule 1
Insult and injury are empty words in the loop…you have to be capable of inflicting insult on yourself when someone has just said a line and you don’t have one good comeback. Then only you are a player in this game of poker. You should have the dignity of accepting you got outplayed.
Rule 2
The knowledge of negative construction is the catalyst that turns innocuous statements into corrosive agents. It has to be combined with Pun to have the desired effect which is-have the subject squirming like a worm under an uncomfortable spotlight. Punning is a gift that many possess but the usage is a skill that requires honing. If used too often or for paltry observations it becomes like the walking stick of a decaying old man rather than the whip of a ring master.
Rule 3
In the end it is all about respect. You are officially the most hated personality when in the loop. Just because you created magic with words and semantics does not spare you the ignorance of the commoners. When you were into the act and someone hated you for swindling them into the loop they condemned you to the hell they think exists. But you got their respect so you can take the victory lap. However most of the time they will not understand what you said and present you with their pea size brain. That gentleman is the disrespect.
Rule 4
With great power comes great responsibility. You are not spider man and hence you cannot be content with using a mask and saving lives. That dumbass has it easy. You hold the power of creating the loop which always comes back to where it started. So you are self effacing and scoff at your own anomalies. The trick is to use the loop like old men use golf. They play only when they are sure they have no other useful way of making their prestige come to visit them in their dreams.
